So I’ve spent some time on hold with the IRS recently. (I do our taxes myself, so this is a common occurrence, especially when calling at this time of year.) Every year I wonder the same thing: What the heck IS the name of that song they play for the hold music? You know, the waltz?

I know it’s something obvious, but this has been driving me nuts for years so humor me with this only-marginally-money-related post.

Is it:

A. Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies
B. Waltz of the Flowers
C. Eine Kleine Nachtmusik

or something else?